I'll put some new shoes on and suddenly everything's right

I'm writing this from my death bed (not really, I'm just ill). I've been room bound for the past few days with a horrible cold which makes me feel like death warmed up. I googled the symptoms and it looks like Laryngitis with a horrible cold on the side, so its difficult to breathe out of my nose AND mouth. Fun times. Anyways I really should do an outfit post but I look so rough that anyone who reads would scream and press the little red 'x' in the corner sharpish so I though I'd do a 'look at my new shiz' type post.

 Wedges - Ebay - Tan wedges - New Look - Purple heels - Ebay

I wore the purple ones to my leaver's ball and damn they are high! They're 5 inches which is the highest pair I own and I consider that quite high, maybe I'm just a heel noob though?

These black wedges are gorgeous, I've never worn them out though! They're a lovely faux black suede and look great on but they are gravity defying, and the fact they have that really annoying raised tip on the front of the shoe that I keep finding on wedges means they're like having rocking chairs on your feet, so you're liable to lose your balance and be tipped fowards into a nice face plant by the damn things. I was walking up and down the landing trying to get used to them Gaga style by doing the 'walk walk fashion baby' part from Bad Romance (don't judge) and I actually fell sideways into the wall - thus I'm too scared to wear them in public, god knows what could happen after a couple of shots of tequila if I tried to throw some shapes on a dance floor while wearing them?!! So yes at this stage they stay in my wardrobe and occasionally I get them out, marvel at how pretty they are and then put them away again. xx